Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety Three: New Year’s Resolutions

You have nothing to lose–wait, maybe you do. If your dog’s house is on fire, wait for it to stop smoking, or at least point it out with a reed — a book should show you how to do this. Then you can exercise your right to relax, and stop swearing you have to worry about every little thing. And hey, if any of these resolutions aren’t giving your hair the right color, you should dye it.

Happy New Year!

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3 Responses to Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety Three: New Year’s Resolutions

  1. very clever my friend – Happy New Year to you and may 2014 be filled with peace, love and great moments of joy!

  2. utesmile says:

    Happy new year and I am looking forward to continue reading your great word puns in this new year!

  3. Dave says:

    As you can tell, I enjoy these exercises of the word that you furnish, and I am determined to be authentic in language, living up to every one of my vow-els for 2014. Have a great 2014!

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