You have nothing to lose–wait, maybe you do. If your dog’s house is on fire, wait for it to stop smoking, or at least point it out with a reed — a book should show you how to do this. Then you can exercise your right to relax, and stop swearing you have to worry about every little thing. And hey, if any of these resolutions aren’t giving your hair the right color, you should dye it.
Happy New Year!