Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty Five: Snails

The army lowered their guard and fired several rounds of shells at the giant cat, and it couldn’t mew ’cause it was injured. They could see that they could only land a few hits; so they needed more shooting baggage, (or as they like to call it, S-cargo).

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One Response to Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty Five: Snails

  1. Dave says:

    If the cat had a ‘mew’ probably not a danger unless it takes a leap toward you with its’-nails extended.

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