Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Three: Onyx

Lay her down here,” the construction worker said of the steel beam. “This is for the part of the building that many bands will play rock music. We’ll also need a few quarts of glue.”  The contruction team stared. “I’m just kidding, it’s a way for you new workers to earn your stripes. Like when we go to the renaissance fair later this year and you have to mock a knight.

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Three: Onyx

  1. Dave says:

    Have you lost your marbles?

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