Monthly Archives: November 2013

Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Four: DNA

Jean is someone who can sell any idea, if not, he licks his wounds and returns to his base. It is a univeral code that he lives by, so it doesn’t need a translation.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Three: Pyramids

The team got the point and things started to shape up: they were building on the training they had received, and also had someone to ramp up support. It was first step to winning the game, and it was pretty … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Two: Soap

Clean-cut? Got a bubbly personality? If not, don’t scour or lie, others will foam an opinion of you (so turn the tide in your favor!).

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty One: Wax

How can dull moments make the paper? If you’ve found a way, I’m all ears. You can have plenty of B’s on your report card and eat a whole tuna melt, but it still wouldn’t amount to much (unless that … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty: Walls

Great. Someone threw a brick at the height of the basketball game the other day and it that borders on something everyone could see. Ok, it didn’t really happen, it’s just a bit of dry humor.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Nine: Jackets

This CD sleeve will suit your needs: it sports a disc with a zip file containing a word-processing program. So if you’ve received some flak from others, don’t get upset: write a letter, man.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Eight: Breakfast Cereal

Don’t be a flake, you have to milk every opportunity for what it is worth. I don’t care if you have to make checks or crunch numbers, you’ll find plenty of tricks to get by–well, according to my mom and … Continue reading

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