Monthly Archives: October 2013

Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Four: Cones

I scream for the point of getting more traffic for this site: because after all, I sell as about as many puns as the next person. Ah, well…even though I pine for more profits, I certainly won’t waffle.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Three: Parrots

It is a bright idea to color your memories with stories that will fly with your peers. Like telling them about your cause, or how you wrote good copy for a certain computer company: they’ll be taken aback in Mac … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Two: Street Sweepers

There was a litter of puppies that had made a clean break for the door once they heard sound of the butcher brushing by. It was enough to keep the butcher steamed, but he wouldn’t run off. “Come on guys, that’s … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty One: Steam Rollers

The scientist rode all the way to his flat to grab a roll and write a letter about his findings to his colleagues. He hoped it would gain traction and pave the way for new discoveries (or at least smoke … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty: Teddy Bears

Don’t toy around, eat a meal that is filling and you’ll be able to bear any hard times. As you might be stuffed, go see a play and then take a stroll through the forest: see the world’s largest fir.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Nineteen: Zippers

Maybe your plans didn’t fly yesterday, and you felt invisible–but that doesn’t matter, as you have enough pull to make some money off of pillows made of down. Then your evening can be open-ended: you can relax, have a beer, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighteen: Belts

What a waste. Surely you won’t buckle under the pressure–if you take the whole thing into consideration, and kick it up a notch. Maybe you’ll find a loop hole out of this situation and win–or at least tie the game.

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