Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Nine: Manatees

I see cows all the time trying to lick my calf. They really aren’t shallow (they enjoy a parade float as much as any other mammal)–I think they’re just swamped with work sometimes–if you catch my drift.

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1 Response to Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Nine: Manatees

  1. Dave says:

    The high school bully had his sights on the new kid in school. Perfect timing, and just like a dominant cat, at the perfect moment sprung in to action but, found the new kid quite athletic as the bully ended up on the ground. The bully looked up, and the new j\kid said, ‘you picked the wrong man-a-tease.’

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