Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Five: Rabbits

“Something really bugs the chief about the beer and the bun he lost this morning, you know, after he got jumped,” said one of the firefighters, “but it wasn’t such a big loss, he didn’t need to drink. And, as far as the bread was concerned, I think he saw a hair in it or something.” “That’s good,” said the reporter, “because baked goods, hops, and fire certainly don’t mix.” “You try telling that to the chief,” said another firefighter, “all he’s in the mood for is playing checkers…so I challenged him to a small game.”

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5 Responses to Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Five: Rabbits

  1. billgncs says:

    always a hoppy ending 🙂

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