Monthly Archives: April 2013

Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Eight: Onions

There are many layers to an individual, people aren’t just stock characters. I’ve read that many people have deep roots. That’s something that rings a bell–well, not really, but it is certainly appealing.

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Seven: Buses

The coach had to school one of her players: she could no longer chart her performance since she was prone to trip. But it was a short lecture, as the manager would come round and round out the finer points … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Six: Pancakes

“We don’t do things like that ’round here,” said the coach in a flat tone. “She can fry her brain looking at old game footage, but her performance will ultimately depend on how she stacks up against the other players–and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Five: Origami

Don’t be a square, order that pay-per view soon so that you don’t have to crane your neck into the neighbor’s flat to see all the action of that live poker game. I really hope our star contender doesn’t fold.

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Four: Seasons

Don’t fall for imitations, spring into action (as some are doing) and win termite repellant in a contest at my friend’s hardware supply store. So whet your appetite for some health competition and enter, it only takes a few pennies … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Three: Grammar

The mood in the courtroom was tense. “This judicial structure won’t last if you give them an unfair sentence,” exclaimed the lawyer, “You can’t subject my clients to something like that–even in this case!” The room stood silent as the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Two: Pies

If you have a stake in growing vegetables, a pea can grow above ground–and I got that fact from an app pulled from my blackberry. If you’re planting down south, you won’t have to clear away any important citrus trees … Continue reading

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