Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Nine: Pineapples

“There have been large spikes of jaywalking in the neighborhood,” said the officer, “and this most likely stems from the actions of people with thick skin. This leaves us with no option but to check streets near houses and hotel suites in the area. I’ll field any questions you reporters might have, and to those jaywalking, when we have enough evidence, we’ll pin ya.”

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Nine: Pineapples

  1. I love how you continualously (did I spell that right?) have these puns spilling out of you!

  2. Dave says:

    They make a great Popsicle, frozen on a stick….

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