Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME SIX: I’m all out of rhymes. How about some jokes?

(Jokes here. Just jokes here. You can provide your wonderfully accurate answers in the comments section. Good luck!)

1. What do you call an ocean mammal who accepts your hard work as good (no, not your boss)?

2. What do you call solar feathers?

3. If you’re not a heavenly grape, what are you?

4. Why did the antelope learn the buffalo’s schedule?

5. A thief was caught robbing utensil sales people. How did he have to part with his hard-stolen cash?

6. What kinds of conferences do corporate wizards hold?

I’m all out of rhymes. How about some jokes? 

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One Response to Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME SIX: I’m all out of rhymes. How about some jokes?

  1. billgncs says:

    this is like putting my square brain in a round cranium case.

    1. What do you call an ocean mammal who accepts your hard work as good (no, not your boss)?
    seal of approval ?

    2. What do you call solar feathers? sun light ?

    3. If you’re not a heavenly grape, what are you? raisin’ cane ?

    4. Why did the antelope learn the buffalo’s schedule? bison, buffalo, wooden nickel, train, annie oakley…. ? I give up… can’t elope ?

    5. A thief was caught robbing utensil sales people. How did he have to part with his hard-stolen cash? He forked it over ?

    6. What kinds of conferences do corporate wizards hold? I don’t know but I would always use a spell checker!

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