(Okay pun-masters, guess what puns complete the following sentences. You can provide your wonderfully accurate answers in the comments section. Good luck! )
1. A historical place where a pituitary is found is called a _________________.
2. I can’t believe they tried to pass off these paddle-powered vessels as canoes! Although they look like they have motors and need energy transformers, they’re just ___________ in disguise.
3. A friendly aquatic flesh-eating reptile is a __________________.
4. A barbecuing instrument that loves knowledge is called a _______________.
5. A boisterous sleeper’s way into a room is through the ____________.
6. This bag-carrying office worker was sick for a very short time, he only had a ______ _______ of the flu.
Time For Six Puns!
Sixpuns 
1. A historical place where a pituitary is found is called a cemetery
2. I can’t believe they tried to pass off these paddle-powered vessels as canoes! Although they look like they have motors and need energy transformers, they’re just bicycles in disguise.
3. A friendly aquatic flesh-eating reptile is a croc-a-smile.
4. A barbecuing instrument that loves knowledge is called a school-grill
5. A boisterous sleeper’s way into a room is through the snore-way.
6. This bag-carrying office worker was sick for a very short time, he only had a touch of the flu.
Ok, some of those were creative (and they do work) so I can’t say they’re wrong….but number 5 was right on!