Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME FOUR: Time For Six Puns!

(Okay pun-masters, guess what puns complete the following sentences. You can provide your wonderfully accurate answers in the comments section. Good luck! )

1. A historical place where a pituitary is found is called a _________________.

2. I can’t believe they tried to pass off these paddle-powered vessels as canoes! Although they look like they have motors and need energy transformers, they’re just ___________ in disguise.

3. A friendly aquatic flesh-eating reptile is a     __________________.

4. A barbecuing instrument that loves knowledge is called a _______________.

5. A boisterous sleeper’s way into a room is through the ____________.

6. This bag-carrying office worker was sick for a very short time, he only had a ______ _______ of the flu.

Time For Six Puns!

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME FOUR: Time For Six Puns!

  1. billgncs says:

    1. A historical place where a pituitary is found is called a cemetery

    2. I can’t believe they tried to pass off these paddle-powered vessels as canoes! Although they look like they have motors and need energy transformers, they’re just bicycles in disguise.

    3. A friendly aquatic flesh-eating reptile is a croc-a-smile.

    4. A barbecuing instrument that loves knowledge is called a school-grill

    5. A boisterous sleeper’s way into a room is through the snore-way.

    6. This bag-carrying office worker was sick for a very short time, he only had a touch of the flu.

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